Hello, Everyone. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?
I apologize for the long hiatus. I have no specific reason for my absence. I didn’t join a cult or a convent. Nor did I run for president of the PTO. I didn’t jet off to a hedonistic self-help retreat. No, I have been here the entire time, lurking in the shadows…content to lie between the sheets of this bed I’ve made for myself. Just lying here, reveling in the endless sticky memories of lovers and scenes.
Now it’s time for me to roll over and stretch. It’s time for me to pull back the covers and invite you back into my warm bed of decadence. A place where things get quite tawdry.
I think it’s time for a bedtime story, don’t you?
Stay tuned, there is much more to come.