I think this percentage is off a bit. In fact, by my stories on here, one would think it would be the other way around. But in reality, I am really a good girl.
Just a good girl, who occasionally does bad things.
Here’s an example of the good: I will help the old woman in the grocery store reach something on a shelf that’s too high for her. (Not that I am tall, but I’m always in heels.) And I will donate to any charity that asks. I’ve served the homeless in soup kitchens and bought food for the elderly. I take in any stray animal who darkens my door. I love babies and children and will move mountains to help a child in need. And on occasion, I will pay for the person’s order behind me in line at Starbucks.
And on occasion, I will leave that person a note. Especially if it’s a hot single dad in line behind me. Something like, “I’ve enjoyed looking over my shoulder to see you behind me in line, bet it would be even more fun seeing you like that from the side of my bed. Enjoy your coffee. Call me when you’re thirsty for “more”. I will save you a place in line.
JUST KIDDING! I haven’t really done that (yet). But I have had a few trysts with those single dads in the car line at Rocky Ridge Elementary school. And then there was that gym teacher. I loved to hear him blow his whistle.
Guess it was my special way of joining the PTO…like the good girl I am.
(Image credits, Pinterest)
The Tawdry Tales of Tess 
I’ve always wondered why people joined the PTO’s. I’ll have to check that out. 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
You should check that out! I think my version of the PTO is a little different. There are Parents…and there are Teachers. But not much in the way of school bake sales…LOL.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Well, your ideas may result in better (and more fun) ways of fund raising. 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are definitely on to something with that, Rob. I bet participation and membership would quadruple!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I may have to steal your Starbucks plan. Don’t worry, I’ll give you full credit. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Steal away, Lovely. It’s for the greater “good”
LikeLiked by 1 person
And I’d make sure it was very good…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Such a bad girl, Sandra! LOVE IT!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This makes me think of Bad Mom’s and when I saw the movie I thought of you! By the way I’m at the mall and just passed a store called “Cupcake Mafia” LOL This post is so good….keep it up!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Aww thanks, Beauty! I need to see that movie for ideas! LOL
Cupcake Mafia for Bad Girl Mafia! LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ooooh Ms. Tess…you so bad and that’s really good! LOL!
Love it!
“I’m always in heels..” YAAASSSS!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, Lady G, a bad girl must always represent! Even at the grocery store.
LikeLiked by 1 person
YAAAASSSS! You go girl!
LikeLike